"Always be kinder than you feel."
"go talk to ya other hoes"
She like to tell em off, and make em straighten out they act cause she know they soft
Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.
Happy 36th Birthday, James Franco!
desk stories #4
this is amazing
that’s from one of Andrea Gibson’s poems.