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Malia. Directioner. OVOXO.

❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Hungry


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viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.


ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore









whereveryougo-gowithyourheart:

this is honestly so cute



paradox-pentagram:

luanlegacy:

dakotachesher:

Swerve,twat….

not having any of your shit today, sis

look at the preparation of the blow lol





"To be or not to be? Bitch I might be"

William Shakespeare (via ohmyitspie)




beyoncebeytwice:

givingblowjobs:

Live While We’re Young vs. Take You Down

just listennn

THIS IS SO GOOD GOODBYE I AM GONE




blasianxbri:

rockybreaux:

fierrrrrrce:

fuckyoulexi:

can we please take a moment to appreciate how my best friend got asked to prom

omfg i love this dude

Lmao!

lmfao.





katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 




jossaiah:

Flow Wolf (Intro) By Flow Wolf

http://soundcloud.com/fmfw/flow-wolf-intro-by-flow-wolf


Lyrics:

She says she wants an animal;
She wants that Flow Wolf.
Full moon out,
Shining down on your back porch.

All the villagers,
Brought a torch and a pitchfork.
They’re yelling “Flow Wolf!”
And they’re yelling it backwards.

Grab my hand,
And meet me in the back woods.
Fangs hungover,
And my girl is in a red hood.

Red is what she’s writing,
While we’re under a tree.
She looks up at the moon,
Then she looks back at me.

She says, “You’re not a man!
You’re a goddamn beast!”,
All she sees is teeth,
But not the heart underneath.

She separates the blade
From the blood stained sheath.
She says, “Back the fuck up, get the Hell away from me!”

“You’re not the same man 
That I thought you were!”,
But I really am the same
Beneath the fangs and the fur.

This is what happens
When you live in the dark.
Your eyes and the skies,
They can’t tell them apart.

They say I’m a monster;
A killer of the arts.
A full werewolf,
Not a dog in the park.

Man to beast;
Wolf with the flow.
The moon doesn’t shine,
The moon forever glows.







lulz-time:

kingcheddarxvii:

Goodnight my little angel

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